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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Humour is Creativity

Creativity is all about seeing things from different angle. These are really good!!! Enjoy …

TEACHER : Why are you late?
BOY : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
BOY : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER : BOY, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BOY : You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER : BOY, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BOY : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong.
BOY : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
BOY : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER : BOY, go to the map and find North America.
BOY : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

TEACHER : BOY, name one important thing we have today that we didn't haveten years ago.
BOY : Me!

TEACHER : BOY, why do you always get so dirty?
BOY : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

BOY : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
BOY : Your name on this report card.

TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
BOY : Don't bite any.

TEACHER : BOY, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BOY : I is...
TEACHER : No, BOY. Always say, "I am."
BOY : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
BOY : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
BOY : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
BOY : Brotherly love?

TEACHER : Now, BOY, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
BOY : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

TEACHER : BOY, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
BOY : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
BOY : A teacher.

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