“If today were the last day of my life, would I want to do what I’m about to do today?”

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Lesson In Logic

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent - Education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect. So why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep.
"Hard work never killed anybody" but why take the risk?

"Work fascinates me". I can look at it for hours.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. What more can I say …
If the above lessons sound logical to you, attend PPB3K!

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