Lesson In Logic

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If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent - Education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect. So why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

"Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep.
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"Hard work never killed anybody" but why take the risk?

"Work fascinates me". I can look at it for hours.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. What more can I say …
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