Story 1: The child and his mother.
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of
your hairs turning grey?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child:
“It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my
hairs grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother
has only grey hairs on her head.”
Story 2: Wrong email address.
A couple going on vacation but his wife was on a business
trip so he went to the destination first and his wife would meet him the next
day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a
quick email.
Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mistyped a letter
and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband
had passed away only the day before.
When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look
at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead
faint.
At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this
note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival
tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
Story 3: Will’s experience at the airport.
After his return from Rome, Will couldn’t find his luggage
in the airport baggage area. He went to the lost luggage office and told the
woman there that his bags hadn’t shown up on the carousel.
She smiled and told him not to worry because they were
trained professionals and he was in good hands.
Then she asked Will, “Has your plane arrived yet?”
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